Me: Bloody hell, I didn't know John Cassavetes was in the Dirty Dozen.
My mom: Who?
Me: That guy there.
My mom: That isn't John Cassavetes.
Me: It is.
My mom: Is that the black chap?
Me: No. That guy on the right.
My mom: That's Ty Hardin.
Me: That is not Ty Hardin. That's John Cassavetes. I've never even heard of Ty Hardin. Wait a minute. Are we talking about the black guy or the white guy?
My mom: The white guy.
Me: It's John Cassavetes.
My mom: It's Ty Hardin.
Me: HAVE YOU EVEN HEARD OF JOHN CASSAVETES?! Woah - look who it is! That bloke on the right is the guy Al Pacino shoots in the throat in the Godfather.
My mom: Who? - Him?
Me: No. That guy. The one on the right.
My mom: Him?
My mom: That's not him.
Me: What do you mean that's not him? Of course it's him!
My mom: It isn't.
Me: Are we even talking about the same guy? The corrupt cop?
My mom: Yeah. Winski or whatever his name is. This guy's old. He's too old to play that cop.
Me: No he isn't - the Godfather comes five years after this! I'm going to have to Wiki this just to prove a point.
My mom: Yes. Do it now.
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I was right about Cassavetes.
My mom was right that the guy in this film is not Captain McClusky from The Godfather ( Sterling Hayden ). I'm not clear on who this guy is.