In the office with a colleague ( Platinum blonde, tall, slim, large breasts - which she paid for from being on Deal Or No Deal ).
She goes: Are you still seeing that woman?
Me: What 'woman'?
Colleague: That Muslim woman?
Me: Yeah. ( Thinks: Here we go. )
Colleague: You're mad you are.
Me: Why?
Colleague: All the women in the world, and you go out with her. It's a right hassle.
Me: All relationships are a hassle.
Colleague: No, they're not. Mine isn't.
Me: You were crying your eyes out at work the other day, because your boyfriend left you. He said it was the 'final straw'. He left you because you have nightmares that make you thrash around at night, because you were bullied at school. You smashed him in the face while you were asleep, and he was angry enough to get dressed, ring a mate, and go and sleep somewhere else at four in the morning.
Colleague: I don't understand. What's your point?
