Me: Bloody hell, I didn't know John Cassavetes was in The
Dirty Dozen.
My mom: Who?
Me: That guy there.
My mom: That isn't John Cassavetes.
Me: It is.
My mom: Is that the black chap?
Me: No. That guy on the right.
My mom: That's Ty Hardin.
Me: That is not Ty Hardin. That's John Cassavetes. I've
never even heard of Ty Hardin. Wait a minute. Are we talking about the black
guy or the white guy?
My mom: The white guy.
Me: It's John Cassavetes.
My mom: It's Ty Hardin.
Me: HAVE YOU EVEN HEARD OF JOHN CASSAVETES?! Woah - look who
it is! That bloke on the right is the guy Al Pacino shoots in the throat in the
Godfather.
My mom: Who? - Him?
Me: No. That guy. The one on the right.
My mom: Him?
Me: Yeah.
My mom: That's not him.
Me: What do you mean that's not him? Of course it's him!
My mom: It isn't.
Me: Are we even talking about the same guy? The corrupt cop?
My mom: Yeah. Winski or whatever his name is. This guy's
old. He's too old to play that cop.
Me: No he isn't - the Godfather comes five years after this!
I'm going to have to Wiki this just to prove a point.
My mom: Yes. Do it now.
Astonishingly, my mom was right about Winski. I'm flabbergasted by this because, whether she's watching a black-and-white film from the dawn of talkies, or a CGI-laden modern monstrosity, will always ask, 'Is that Shirley MacLean?'
No matter what era of film-making, it's 'Is that Shirley Maclean?'
No attempt at chronology or the quality of the film stock, or the fashions the characters are wearing, or if the wide-screen format dates it after the year 2000.
'...Is that Shirley Maclean?'
Results: 1 all. I was right about Cassavetes.
Astonishingly, my mom was right about Winski. I'm flabbergasted by this because, whether she's watching a black-and-white film from the dawn of talkies, or a CGI-laden modern monstrosity, will always ask, 'Is that Shirley MacLean?'
No matter what era of film-making, it's 'Is that Shirley Maclean?'
No attempt at chronology or the quality of the film stock, or the fashions the characters are wearing, or if the wide-screen format dates it after the year 2000.
'...Is that Shirley Maclean?'
Results: 1 all. I was right about Cassavetes.
The guy in this film is not Captain McClusky from The Godfather ( Sterling Hayden ). Even after cross-checking IMDB and Wikipedia, I'm still not clear on who this guy is.
'Wait a minute,' she says. 'Is that..?'
'No it fucking isn't!'
'Wait a minute,' she says. 'Is that..?'
'No it fucking isn't!'